How To Kill Yourself (And Be Reborn As The Best Version of Yourself)

No, when I say “kill yourself” I want you to hear: kill your parents. Slay the expectations they implanted within you, choke the traditions they noosed to your spine.
15 Undeniable Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Your Soulmate
16 Things That Happen When You’re A Night Owl AND An Early Bird
How To Find The Person Who Will Give You Goosebumps

This is not about finding your soulmate. This is not about finding the one person in the entire world that you could ever, possibly be happy with. I don’t think that’s a thing.
17 People Share Online Dating Horror Stories
10 Famous Writers And Their Daily Creative Routines

“I write in the morning and then go home about midday and take a shower, because writing, as you know, is very hard work, so you have to do a double ablution. Then I go out and shop — I’m a serious cook — and pretend to be normal.”
7 Must-Haves If You’re The Kind Of Girl Who Will Only Marry Once
11 Reasons Why I Found Myself A Keeper
Maybe I Will Always Love You

That night, you were just a dime a dozen in Hollywood. But for the first time in so long, I came alive when you spoke to me.
Woman Discovers Husband Is Raping Her In Her Sleep, Then Finds Out What’s In His Video Collection
15 Signs You’ve Found The Right Companion, Not Just The Right-for-Now Companion

When you spend a certain amount of time with someone and get to know them on a deeper level than you’ve known anyone else, you become incredibly in tune with them, to the point that sometimes you freak each other out with how easily you understand each other.
A Letter To The Lost 20 Something

You exist here, in this forgiving world of solace and it is here that you will appease your soul.
Watch 2 Chainz Beat Nancy Grace In An Argument About Legalizing Weed
11 Differences Between Drinking In Your Early 20s Vs. Drinking In Your Late 20s

Early 20s: SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHA SHA SHA SHOT SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODDDDDDY SH—
Late 20s: ….Shots?
Which Of The Remaining Girls On ‘The Bachelor’ Are Only There Because Of The Producers? A Ranking.

A personality identical to someone on hallucinogens does not wife-material make.
I Finally Accepted That I’m Never Going To Be A Gym Person, Here’s How I Stay In Shape Instead
14 Things Homebodies Experience When They Actually Do Go Out
People are so shocked but happy to see you out that they look at you like you’re the ghost of a dead celebrity, or a super rare Pokémon.