22 Song Lyrics That Perfectly Capture The Spirit Of Dating In The Modern Era
“Keep bleeding. Keep, keep bleeding love. I keep bleeding. I keep, keep bleeding love.”
“Keep bleeding. Keep, keep bleeding love. I keep bleeding. I keep, keep bleeding love.”
*dies*
Get up to go to the bathroom a lot and take the opportunity to lean on your new friend. It’s like a really inconvenient lap dance.
“FOX43, a local news station in Central Pennsylvania, recently went inside a home in Hanover, York County. This home however, is different from others on the block. The homeowners say their house is severely haunted, with multiple ghosts and other entities.”
Beards turn boys into men.
5:55pm: Uh-oh, you’re still very tired. Do I even want to go out anymore?
Each level of love will vary. Some will be true, everlasting. Some will be found in the most innocent forms. Some will destroy you.
For one week every month, we shed our uterus lining. In more scientific terms, it means we swallow ice cream pints whole, hate on Blue Ivy, and temporarily decide that we find Josh Groban attractive.
A Walk To Remember.
(Or, why you’ve been delusional enough to stay here)
You two understand each other so well that you don’t even have to say things out loud to know what you’re each thinking.
When “Mean Girls” perfectly summed up what it’s like trying to talk to your crush, and we all cringed.
Thou shall use condoms. All the time.
Insinuating that it’s demanding to raise the issue of exclusivity.
I miss you. I wish that was enough to accurately describe how I feel, but it doesn’t, not even close.
7. “Oh Calm down woman and stop ruining the fun!”
There’s nothing easy about realizing your relationship has failed.
You’re always forced to go shopping. Even if you hate it. Because you’re the only one who will tell your friend that the pants she picked out look like someone vomited mustard.