23 Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

Someone once told you that they’re “just not a coffee person” and you had to make a mental note never to trust that person again.
Someone once told you that they’re “just not a coffee person” and you had to make a mental note never to trust that person again.
13. You find yourself constantly reminiscing of the “chase” stages of your past relationships and hookups. It’s a feeling you haven’t had in so long…
10. Freak out completely when you find something seriously awesome in the 70 PERCENT OFF bin. On ASOS, that means it’s like $3.
I often wonder how the man who falls for me will feel about my need to constantly escape.
If you see them literally having sex with each other, there’s at least a chance they have some unresolved romantic feelings.
You were already setting aside Jan. 12th for the premiere of GIRLS Season 3. Rather than huddle over your laptop in solitude, invite some friends over and play this game during the show.
Change your outfit three or four times. Worry that one dress looks like you’re trying too hard, but that another doesn’t do your new, fit body justice. You’ve been working out recently, and it shows. You want to make sure he notices but you don’t want to look desperate.
It’s…this is my Vietnam, you guys. It was scary and brutal and traumatic and it’s really hard for me to talk about and there’s no possible way you can relate unless you were there.
3. Your friends’ siblings, who were tiny people when you used to go over to their place in high school, are now fully blossoming into adults and frankly it’s kind of freaky.
The caller sounds disturbed out of his mind, claiming to have just been dismissed from his job at Area 51 and is now seemingly on the run for his life.
It’s an anxious period in a 20-somethings life where you’re directionless and spiritually you don’t know your head from your butt. One moment you’re breaking necks and cashing checks, the next you can’t find the initiative to construct a cheese sandwich.
This means you are an adult. This also means you don’t have the eyesore of an overflowing laundry basket in the corner of your room.