You will look and feel better which will in turn make you a much more pleasant (smelling and otherwise) person.
We are what we say we are. You are what you say you are.
There are greater crimes than being cheesy—like, for example, being insufferable.
I received a .22 caliber rifle when I was 10. No one ever questioned selling me ammunition or seeing me walking along a road, blazing away at everything in sight.
“Look, if you’re too cheap to tip, don’t tip. Just know there’s a special place in hell for you. And it has more fire than you can imagine!”