Some Tweets From US Presidents, If They Had Twitter Then
Here are a few imagined past US presidents’ Twitter musings, had these men been privileged enough to experience the world of microblogging and oversharing culture in their time as presidents of the United States of America. Please forgive any historical innacuracies–this contributor was a psychology major.
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I am Brandon Scott Gorrell and I am pumped!!! 
Having A Slurpee With You
I look at you and I would rather look at you than all the naked pictures of Ryan Philipe in the world except possibly that ass shot in Cruel Intentions occasionally and anyway you haven’t even seen that movie, which thank heavens so you can watch it for the first time with me.
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I write and edit Thought Catalog. I'm a brat. Send me fun things at ryan@thoughtcatalog.com 
New Words For Complex Feelings
If you buy into the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis and you’re at a restaurant, you’re probably like “Waiter! Let’s get some new words for our complex feelings so we can have more emotionally enriched lives, stat.” Well, I’m working on it.
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Julian Glander is a Brooklyn-based art director and illustrator. His work can be seen on the uniforms of Chili's ... 
Grabbing A Man’s Butt Is Sexual Harassment, Too
This past weekend, at the crowded gate before a crowded Penn State football game, I had my ass grabbed by a drunk 45-year-old woman. If you’ll permit me, I’d like to work through this by way of an open letter directed at her.
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Ryan Simmons is a video producer, writer, and sometimes-comedian who lives in Brooklyn, where there are no other ... 
Steamed: Notes From A Barista
You’re tired, but we’ve been up since five and probably before because we have to commute into this neighborhood we obviously can’t afford, and we assuredly have another job. You’re tired, but when you order by saying “I need a…” we want to put our fingers into the grinder’s teeth.
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Henry has written or worked for Paste, The Daily, n+1, Rolling Stone, Us Weekly, Unfold.com and elsewhere. He ... 
