If a couple has elected to spend their first few months or even year of marriage just getting to know each other, applaud them. Do not make them feel like lazy bums. They are investing in a lifelong pursuit that statistics say is doomed to fail.
Things will fall into place when they need to. Until then, why not try getting to know someone you’ve never met before: yourself?
I mean, you couldn’t walk by a newsstand without seeing at least one magazine or newspaper featuring a US candidate. And God forbid, once they found out you were a real live American, the election was literally all they wanted to talk about.
We don’t all just develop an eating disorder as soon as fall hits. Our cultural eating disorder is just a result of strategic programming.
This is a (very wordy) non-plagiarized devil’s advocate opinion piece about an actor turned plagiarizing filmmaker.