Make me listen by telling me how naïve I have been. Tell me straight up that I need to change because you bet all your straight flushes that I will.
Do not assign moral value to food items, on your own plate or anyone else’s. A mozzarella stick is a mozzarella stick, and nothing more.
Sriracha is a type of sauce that people have opinions about.
Avocados are supposed to make you pretty, I think. Healthy fats!
If you don’t have time to be a friend, say that. It’s better than pretending to be something you’re not.