Such moments become fiercely guarded, protected and cherished memories and subsequently, the recall of such memories is often the precursor to small mental breakdowns, large mental breakdowns, and evolution-of-a-relationship montages in movies, specifically circa 1980 and 1990.
I love drugs. I can’t help it. I love checking out and not feeling my feelings. Unfortunately I can’t really do life and drugs at the same time, so through the years I’ve found some loopholes.
The media whores from the anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church, an SPLC-monitored hate group, have agreed not to picket the funeral of Christina Taylor Green — the 9-year-old girl killed during the assassination attempt on Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords this past weekend in Tucson. There is a catch, of course.
Forever Lazy-an adult-sized onesie that appears to be exactly like the Snuggie but with a funnier name-claims to solve all of your chilly temperature woes by covering your entire body in pink fleece. It also has the audacity to suggest wearing your Forever Lazy out in public, assuring you that you’ll be the talk of the tailgate!
Martha Stewart has a freaking human skull in her kitchen as a decorative object. And no, this isn’t a Halloween episode. According to BadassDigest, Martha goes the whole episode without mentioning the skull once. WTF?