23 Things You Learn From Being Single On Christmas
The siblings/cousins who have a long-term SO to bring around for the holidays are basically the celebrities of the family.
The siblings/cousins who have a long-term SO to bring around for the holidays are basically the celebrities of the family.
Complaining about your job in front of someone who is having a really hard time finding one.
Start texting his phone every 30 minutes. If you want to take it to the next level, do it every 15 minutes. Texts should be short, annoying, and unimportant. Examples: “I hate traffic, how about you?” and “what color are your pajamas”.
Interviewers like candidates who take initiative! Even if they haven’t asked for a drug test, bring a urine sample.
He looked at me very seriously and said “There’s someone in your apartment, wake up.”
“After what seemed like forever she reached the other side of the chasm and the hands went away.”
While there are a plethora of those magical moments, let me drop some truth bombs on you.
I’m a fit, masculine, relatively good-looking white top, 5 foot 10 inches, blue eyes, short hair.
It is humiliation, self-loathing, and endless questioning over why, exactly, you weren’t good enough.
It takes a lot for a person to make you feel uncomfortable, as you’ve spent at least 18 years witnessing and interacting with the craziest of the crazies.
Whether you started dancing with her at a club, are on a blind date or are being introduced to a friend of a friend, these are 15 things you should never ask a girl you just met.
Not even the least sexually inhibited are immune to awkward moments between the sheets. The reason for this, I believe, is twofold. First, we’re all susceptible to the involuntary nature of bodily functions.