OK, so I’m not a mother in the sense that I pushed kids out of my hoo-ha, but I still think I’m a mother after all. No, not to human babies, although I swear I love them as much as if I’d delivered…
In which she engages only on the part of your text that’s safe to respond to.
But then we get to question #34: “Male donors: From 1977 to the present, have you ever had sexual contact with another male, even once?” The fateful answer “yes” to question #34 ends in a lifetime ban from ever donating blood — and why? Implicitly, this ban marks “gay blood” as inherently unclean, regardless of the preventative measures taken to avoid contraction of blood borne pathogens or viral infection.
If you could ask someone of the opposite sex any question and get an honest answer, what would it be?
“I was puking all morning…I KNOW we used a condom. I KNOW we did!” *start sobbing*
Know the difference. Love, lust: it’s easy to confuse the two, especially in the early stages of a relationship.
I wonder if I’ll fall in love with anyone else before you, but I’m secretly hoping you’ll be the next and last one for me.
There is a degree of anonymity granted by online dating that really frees people to say whatever the hell they want. And these guys really went all out with that.
Whereas 50 Cent once said, in all his braggadocio, that we could find him in the club, I can now say with full certainty that, more times than not, you can find me in the tub.
Before the term “blog” was part of our mainstream vocabulary, before everyone and their mother decided they were a lifestyle blogger, and before twitter and instagram and facebook…there was this amazing thing called Livejournal.
Here are some handy translations so that you no longer have to send screenshots to your friends trying to decipher what a period instead of an question mark means.
You’re going to go through things. Things that are hard, gut-wrenching, and scary. You’ll have moments where you feel like you’re on top of the world, but you’ll also have these terrifying, challenging moments where you have no idea how you’re going to get through the day.
