Social Media: This one always surprises me. If you’re afraid of what a potential boyfriend, or girlfriend might see on Facebook, or Twitter – just imagine what your future employers are going to see.
“You’re the Jedi pooper,” my boyfriend declared roughly six months into our relationship. He was referring to the fact that I’d managed to duck detection while going number two for an entire half year.
“Because I thought I was bored. Because I thought there might be something better. Because I thought I could get away with it.
Your long-term relationships have ended because you felt that you needed to break free and be on your own for a while, but you quickly followed them up with a rebound who gave you all of the emotional affirmation you couldn’t live without.
Although I am young, I am engaged to be married, and I have been in a monogamous relationship since I was 18 years old.
The general public doesn’t believe the type of friendship you have truly exists. They refuse to. You’re like a mythical Pokémon or a bag of decently priced pistachios – something rarely seen – if ever.
The only thing sweeter than the stunning newness of falling in love is the unexpected warmth and strength of what comes next.
If a picture says that if you share it with 30 friends you’ll be able to see your ex-girlfriend’s inbox, it’s a lie.
1. They treat a waitress poorly.
I didn’t want to be someone’s experiment or have to lie, out rightly or by omission, about them.
It’s a way to prove our masculinity and it’s just as biological as the sexual drive that led us to that woman in the first place. Essentially, it’s a way to say, I’m a more qualified mate than you.
