Here’s Your Productivity Hack: Go The F*ck To Sleep

“Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down, and never sit down when you can lie down.”
“Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down, and never sit down when you can lie down.”
“I pine from afar and hope to god he asks me out while simultaneously hoping he never actually finds out I’m interested because oh dear god what if he doesn’t like me back that way?”
According to the National Science Foundation, only three to five percent of mammals are monogamous.
There’s no medical test to rely on, no temperature that gages whether a relationship is hot or has cooled down to hypothermic levels. Luckily, these eight signs are all that you need to determine the health of your relationship:
Sending vague “Wanna hang out?” texts instead of inviting someone they’re interested in to actual, set plans.
1. Learn to be comfortable with the fact that sometimes they will drive you absolutely insane.
When you’re out together, whatever you’re doing, he makes it seem as if no one else exists.
Cancer is a sign of fertile imagination and deep emotional needs. If he had a rough childhood he’s even more in search of that perfect, nurturing mother figure to take care of him. He needs his moods and anxieties to be understood and if they’re not then he will retreat to his shell and come back out when he feels safe.
What if you peered into a fortune ball right now and saw with indisputable clarity that you were never going to meet the love of your life?