“After we cleaned everything up, we sat down to try our ice cream. As we sat there eating, I looked over at him and thought about how I didn’t want this day to end. It was one of the happiest and best days of my life…”
“When you’re trying to take a casual sex thing to the next level, it’s important to force a man to interact with you like a real human being during the daytime.”
“My current boyfriend of five years and I slept together the first night we met. There was no way we weren’t going to.”
Relationships are great because you have a partner in crime, regular sex, and the thrill of being in love.
Trump is the only presidential candidate in the history of the country to have the press (specifically CNN) ask their wife about their husband’s penis size
When you find something this right, you’ve got to find a way to keep it from going wrong.
I used to go around and ask every smart person I met—even emailing important people I didn’t know— “What books do you recommend to a kid like me?”
“Take a look at that, he’s saying. That is, down to the bottom of the barrel of how… we can be as human beings.”
When you said you wanted to be in a relationship, I panicked. When you made it sound like there was a near-future, I was internally screaming. I was in a burning building and all I could see were the little green lit up exit signs. Then I bolted.
I was in a relationship for almost three years. I was just barely 21 when I met my ex, meaning I was one of those select few that spent the majority of their early twenties in a committed monogamous relationship.
“Spent the night at my girlfriend’s house and was awakened in the morning by three kisses on my mouth and forehead and breakfast in bed. Literally the best thing ever.”
Fact: It is much harder for a highly attractive woman to get what she wants, sexually and romantically, than it is for a highly attractive man.
American men are more casual and will show up wearing anything ranging from their favorite band’s tee-shirt from 1999 or a pair of loose jeans and a polo.
He knows your entire history and accepts you for it—even the braces, feathered bangs, and bad skin.
