My Dog Loved Me More Than You Did
You leaned against the fence and told me about your family. I wanted to just kiss you and hug you and look at all those stupid, beautiful lights with you.
You leaned against the fence and told me about your family. I wanted to just kiss you and hug you and look at all those stupid, beautiful lights with you.
“Sex with Aquarius was exciting and thrilling but it was missing that deeper emotional connection.”
“Say no to Virgos. Seriously. They will ruin your life.”
“Ariana turned to her security and ordered, ‘Make sure she deleted those.'”
People will judge you for everything you do.
People call you a bitch to try to break you, and you know what? You call yourself a Boss Bitch because they’ll never succeed in doing so.
My roommates were finally like, “We’re glad you’ve stopped playing ‘Landslide’ in the dark, but dude, you’re kinda scaring us.”
Victory!!!!