19 Things Post-Grads Experience When Seriously Missing College Life
You realize there is no “break” or month long vacation time you can really look forward to. Like, NO BREAK FROM LIFE? WHAT IS THIS???
You realize there is no “break” or month long vacation time you can really look forward to. Like, NO BREAK FROM LIFE? WHAT IS THIS???
A sarcastic BFF reminds you to find the humor in…everything. Even things you’d be totally terrified to joke about with other people.
Repeat after me: “I love having sex with you.”
But broken people have a way of continuing to break. Harder. Sharper. Shards of glass begin to spill out of your mouth. So you stop speaking.
For those entering (or already residing in) Crushtown, USA, here are some songs to compliment all those butterflies you’ve got swarming your body.
Plunging necklines + no bras = small boobies paradise.
Don’t try to look up the manual. I can tell you there is no step-by-step procedure.
You think there is an olive branch in my eyes, but I am not one to surrender. Wave your flags and admit your own defeat. I will break them before they ever have a chance to break me.