Rachel Hodin
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Dear Straight Women Everywhere: In Relationships, You Always Have The Upper Hand
The most honest depictions of a woman’s power over a man can be found in literature, as Clive James argues in his book Cultural Amnesia. He gives the example of “the first thing that happens in literature”: “Troy burned because Paris was smitten by Helen’s beauty.”
14 Ways To Spot A Real New Yorker
2. They have no patience for you.
24 Idioms And Their Modern-Day Counterparts
While actions do speak louder than words, I’ve found that emojis are the noisiest of all.
56 Quick Slang Phrases From Victorian England That We Should Start Using Again
34. “Mewling quim” – literally translates to “a whimpering vagina.”
The 16 Most Beautifully Touching Love Letters From Famous Writers And Artists
7. E.B. White to his wife on the occasion of her pregnancy, “written” by their dog.
12 Telltale Signs You’re About To Be Dumped
8. He has made plans a month in advance and you’re not invited.
17 Signs You Can’t Be Trusted
6. You’re a “DJ.”
11 Unfortunate Things Women Find Attractive In Men
Unless you can wow me with an awesome trick, like stashing coins in your beard or growing goji berries in it, I want it GONE.
11 Steps To Having An Incredible Grown-Up Sleepover In Your 20s
No one wants a degenerate sleeping in their bed; if you’re the guest at a adult sleepover, set your alarm for 9:30 so as not to reveal that you’re a complete waste of life. Walk into the kitchen yawning and be all “I just CANT sleep past 10am these days!” Then, when she’s not looking, get the fuck home and back to sleep.
5 Reasons Why I Am The Least Dateable Girl
You’ve been warned.