Mélanie Berliet

He’s the type people cite as proof that there definitely are good guys out there.

“The next morning I woke up with a raging hangover, but I suddenly understood that being hungover or being anything was okay, as long as I was with her… “

Love conquers all, except maybe the mounting resentment a clean freak harbors after months of living with a hygiene challenged individual.

Every day spent apart is a heartbreaking reminder that you’d so much rather do life together.

Overload his browser with Internet searches specific to your personal tastes.

They plan dinners with female friends that could easily be lunch dates.

“I knew right then she was worth changing for.”

Some days, you’ll have to try really hard to love your partner. And that’s okay.

If you don’t already respect and appreciate this model turned actress with a penchant for funny faces and truthfulness, you soon will…

Someone will fart.

You don’t care at all where your partner ranks in some arbitrary hot-or-not hierarchy.

Sugar babies are prostitutes.

“My exploits will probably send me to the grave a decade earlier than scheduled.”

When two people are hungry but their stomachs want completely different things.

There’s no way around it: You’re dating someone else’s leftovers

You trust him. You don’t know why, necessarily, but you do.

The Research Student And The Guinea Pig.

The only people stupid enough to attempt friendship with an ex are the people secretly interested in winning them back.