Madison Moore

13) Waking up earlier than expected, having a bowl of cereal and going back to bed. Laziness is so awesome.

11. When you pee, aim for the middle of the toilet bowl to maximize loudness and assert dominance.

2) Never underestimate the power of an amazing outfit.

From Ernest Hemingway to LMFAO.

Peace of mind is so awesome.

“I had lime. green. overalls.”

“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, F that, I’m Harry Potter” — Daniel Radcliffe.

If you like hip hop, this one’s for you.

Are hot guys a blessing or a curse?

“Before I came over… a knowledgeable older friend of his had come by and told him, ‘Remember to vacuum the paneling too. Chicks really dig that.'” Is it true, ladies????

What’s something your boyfriend or girlfriend does that’s super duper cute?

8) Mold. I am deathly afraid of mold. If I open the refrigerator and take something out, or open up the bread and it’s covered in fungus, I will scream and drop that shit like it’s hot. WHY IS MOLD SO SCARY.

“I love Thanksgiving turkey … it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

1. If They Add You On Facebook/Follow You On Twitter RIGHT After You Meet

2) Describing yourself as “straight-acting.” What does that even mean?

You know someone is right for you if you break up with them and know that that’s never the end.

To be black and to vote Republican don’t seem to go together. But where does this distrust of black Republicanism come from? Are black people really slaves to the Democratic party?

Geeks are the bones of every high school. Not because they’re busy getting stuffed in lockers, but because they’re the only ones who aren’t pretending. Everyone else is pretending.