Madison Moore

1. You Will Meet Hot People In A Bar. This, for me, is the biggest myth/lie ever told by society. Expectation: a guy/girl rolls into the bar and meets the hottest person in the room within seconds.

If this doesn’t dig into the troubles of the modern day relationship, I don’t know what does.

You know how you get roped into going to some house party or magazine launch or art opening or whatever but don’t really want to stay too long? Your introverted boyfriend can help!

Booking tickets to see a concert 6 months from now? Nope!

He keeps you waiting. The only reason you’re waiting is because he ain’t thinking about you. So there you sit, waiting for him to respond to a message, waiting for him to change. Waiting.

The guessing game of what you’re into in bed goes out the window. You can share it with people and they can either opt in or out.

Getting bored with the routine, getting bored with the sex, feeling like your partner is just plum BORING.

Gay sex is so cool, but sometimes it’s really freaking funny!

The sex peters out in your relationships way, waaaaay sooner than it should.

He told you he loved you and then he broke your heart. But after he broke your heart he still said he loved you. What does that mean?

You know you’re an over-thinker if you read into text messages/text message intervals from crushes.

Play to win!

A keeper boyfriend never takes you for granted, not because he’s afraid of losing you but because he choses you every day.

Sharing your musical taste really is autobiographical, and if anything, giving a guy you like a carefully curated mixtape shows how music can bring us together.

When there’s great chemistry you don’t even notice what you’re doing because you’re transported to this special make out place with little unicorns and where all of your dreams come true.

I think it’s time to take a vacation.

When it ends — if it does — repeat 1-59. It’s back to the notification screen.

Feeling absent minded and just generally being “in your head” so much that often you forget to do the most basic life things.