La Digue, Seychelles
LOOK AT THAT WATER.
Navagio Beach, Zakynthos, Greece
C’mon, Greece! You’ll find this remote, coved beach, which accessible only by boat, on the north-west shore of Zakynthos, part of the Greek Ionian Islands. This has got to be one of the most breathtaking vistas ever, and I can’t wait to go here in my 22 inch sun hat and patent leather poom-poom shorts.
Pink Beach, Komodo Flores, Indonesia
THE SAND IS PINK.
Bondi Icebergs, Sydney, Australia
When I told my Australian friends that I’d be spending a few days in Sydney / what are the sites to see, nearly everyone told me to go to the Icebergs at Bondi Beach. “It’s a must,” they said. Look at the pic and you can see why: it’s swimming pool in the damn ocean!
This pool is on fleek. If you catch the waves at just the right time they splash up against the pool, basically dunking you in saltwater. To be fair, though, the whole of Bondi Beach is really stunning, full of beautiful views and beautiful people in extremely limited states of dress. When you take the bus there you’ll notice that the people getting on get hotter and hotter the closer you get to the beach. I saw one guy who was so hot I looked at him and said, “oh my goodness.” He smiled.
Bora Bora, French Polynesia
Okay now I need to stop because looking up pictures of beaches because it’s a whole lot to handle as I’m sitting in England where it’s freezing and also raining. WHAT IS LIFE.
I think it’s time to take a summer vacation.