1. He broke up with me on what I later found out was his wedding day.
“Dated a guy for 5 months, fell head over heels, then he broke up with me on what I later found out was his wedding day. When I confronted him about it, he acted like he had no idea who I even was. That was pretty weird…”
2. She called me crying while masturbating with a beer bottle.
“She called me up while I was in boot camp, crying, while she masturbated with a beer bottle.”