3. He refused to flush the toilet for two weeks.
“I gave my ex two weeks to move out and so for that two weeks he refused to flush the toilet. Also because we were broken up he tried to bring a girl over to have sex with in MY bed so I had to drop him off at the mall when I was at work like a child because I couldn’t trust him to be alone in my apartment. The whole thing was a bad decision from the beginning.”
4. She asked if she could make a mold of my cock.
“‘If I send you a molding kit will you make me a dildo of your cock? Please?’ I am not an especially superstitious person, but I didn’t want to risk her taking a DNA sample from anything I touched and attempting voodoo or a frame up.”