Lance Pauker

1. Splash around in leaves, and conveniently forget that you’ll spend the next 3 days in a crazed state waiting for them to text back.

1. The one who is allergic to being on time.

You didn’t really want a birthday party. So instead of fully participating, you decide to reminisce about past birthdays:

3. Cooking Class

Here are a few books — old and new alike — to consider adding to your shelf this fall. You could also add them to your kindle shelf, but we all know that process renders you slightly more dead inside:

I really like dumplings. A few months back, my roommate and his brother…

1. Finding Out Your Ex Got Engaged

1. The Fact That You Both Once Had ‘Game’ Seems So Far Away

3. “You deserve better than me.”

I respect my daughter’s decision not to accept my friend request on Facebook.

5. Into The Wild (2007)

When in a group project, you’ll figure out how to do the least amount of work whilst getting the most amount of credit.

12. Never ending anxiety

2. Facebook Judging 304

4. Professional Drink Holder

Texting is a pretty big part of the 20-something game. Here are a few absurdist text exchanges that, although they don’t usually happen quite like this, also sorta do.

You could always count on a good documentary to make you think. Here are a few that are definitely worth a watch.

3. The chances of you two being in the same place are as unlikely as ordering a burrito that contains an evenly distributed amount of rice, beans, and meat.