Koty Neelis

I’m here to be the person in your life you can lean on whenever the world feels like it’s falling apart. Whenever you think you’re totally alone in this world and you have no one? Call me.

Your favorite moment in life is when people cancel plans. There’s nothing quite like that sweet sigh of relief when you don’t have to hang out with your friends.

You’re going to want to turn up the volume for this one.

Don’t ever think any story is too boring or unimportant to tell us. We want to hear it all.

Everyone thinks you’re DTF.

You know what it’s like to be the underdog, the ugly ducking, the one who never seemed like you’d get your shit together. Everyone banked on you either never being successful, attractive, or interesting in any way. But now look at you. You’re starting to get there!

Did I just give them a thumbs up when they left instead of hugging them goodbye? AHHHHHHHH.

Expectation: This is going to be the best, most romantic night ever!
Reality: Oh wait, this is basically like every other date we’ve gone on.