Katie Mather

Towards The End, I was entirely silent, and I can’t tell if that’s a fault of my overall character or telling of how numb I was to everything that was happening.

Hello there, generic internet audience. It is I, a generic 20-something writer living in New York City, here to bestow upon you some generic advice about love and dating and relationships (sup Jake, are you still checking in on me?).

I still check his social media!!! Even though we don’t talk!!! I still get butterflies when there’s something new!!! What the FUCK!!!

There is nothing men fear more than the hot girl’s friend coming over to join the conversation. It is the universal code for Game Over.

The warmth and satisfaction that comes from finishing a serious, emotionally-draining, and vulnerable conversation—especially late at night and especially if not pre-planned.

It happens to everyone. You’re in the middle of reading something on your lunch break and your heart sinks. Is this another millennial think piece on ‘Girls’?!?????

I developed good habits that really worked for me and as time went on I felt more and more fulfilled by my grown-up existence.

I have no idea where it comes from. Aren’t clothes supposed to be a reflection of who you are? Or who you think you are? Oh no.

I’m just one of the guys, but in the body of a really hot girl.

We’d wander around the aisles at 10pm and almost always forget to buy the things he said he needed to get in the first place.

You’ve officially been assigned into the Cute Girl Category. We know you applied for the Sexy Category, but after a panel of qualified straight men examined your portfolio and read your personal statement, we decided that you definitely have more potential to be Cute rather than Sexy.

There is something really terrifying to me about the moments right before you fall asleep and I wonder if Regular People feel that way too.