There’s a reasonably good chance you will meet your untimely death during this year.
Labels are most commonly utilized by people who are either too lazy or too fearful to attempt to understand the actual nature of a person: complex, contradictory, and evolving.
You’re pretty much just going to sit there and eat and poop and burp and ask me to pull my boobs out from time to time? Yup. That’s what I thought.
I think I speak for Foodarians when I say: More ice cream for us, quitters.
1. Collect distracting objects. 2. Trap them.
Paul Rudd is made from the essences of 300 fresh, smiling puppies shoved in the skin-shell of an adorable dude.
“You can’t just come in when people have a culture that’s been laid down for generations and you come in and now sh*t gotta change because you’re here?”
I’m owning my bra privilege. I love bra shopping but that’s because it’s ridiculously easy to find cute, cheap, readily available bras when you have bitty titties.
Fiona Apple and Zach Galifianakis might be the two most watchable weirdos on the planet. Let’s relive this these 4 minutes of perfection together.
I get that blow jobs and old school peen-in-a-hole sexing are awesome, but still, it’s someone’s hand. On your penis. It feels great. Let’s not be a b*tch about this.