“Cher’s main thrill in life is Photoshop. It gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.”
How do you do…all of that? Teach me everything. Let’s also Little Mermaid this sh*t while we’re at it and give me your voice.
The only “dating rules” we should follow: Don’t talk with your mouth full, and don’t impose arbitrary, impersonal social guidelines onto your relationship with another person.
Once you’ve told someone your secrets, fears, and dreams, it’s nothing to tell them to go a little to the left.
This is for anyone who grew up thinking (or current thinks) they are not beautiful because the people who they see called beautiful by society don’t look anything like them.
Letting my grandkids go through my closet and try on clothes from when I was young. Becoming the Carrie Bradshaw of orthopedic shoes.
As long as you have these things, you can officially let go of any concern about the appearance of other, less important parts of your body.
I dream of being this proficient in emoji use. As it is, I pretty much only use the dancing girl in the red dress, the various alcoholic beverages, and all the weapons.
Watch guys freak out (and get really angry) when they find out the hot ass they’re checking out belongs to a dude. So funny.