Jason Motta

Anytime you’re close enough to smell her hair and it smells like coconuts.

Not all exes are equal.

Life is too short to be with someone who can’t make you violently belly laugh.

She keeps her independence.

What he listens to in the car.

“I’m horny.”

She initiates.

When you could talk to her forever and still not be bored.

Capricorns desire a classy girlfriend, they need to know that any potential partner will fit into their old-fashioned lives.

You deserve someone who puts down their phone for you.

Life without you is like a broken pencil: pointless.

My friend gave me his Tinder password. I don’t go on it to cheat. I just go on it to look at what I might be missing.

Play with puppies. Smile at kittens. When you’re at a party with kids go the extra mile: play and hide and sneak with the under five demo.

They aren’t the easy girls. They aren’t the ones that wait around for you or make you a priority the minute you come into their life.

She is “beautiful” vs. “sexy.”

When someone asks them where they want to be in the future, or where they want to eat dinner or whether they see a future with the woman they’re dating — they have an answer.

They are excited to see you, excited to talk about whatever subjects come up, excited to do just about anything. They’ve got a bounce in their step that other people don’t have, and it never goes away.

There’s no faster way to make a woman lose interest than by giving her too much security.