January Nelson

GEMINI: You get extra sentimental. You say I love you a lot. All you want to do is cuddle.

A guy changed his Facebook relationship status from “in a relationship” to “engaged”. When his girlfriend called him to ask about it he responded: “Well, what do you say?”

Here are the best podcasts you can watch on YouTube. They star your favorite YouTube personalities (and a few famous comedians).

Leave the house. Pick up pizza instead of having it delivered. Visit your friends in person instead of texting them. Go out and see the world instead of cooping yourself up inside. 

Discussing really important decisions / making these decisions via text messages.

When you’re packing your beach bag, you can’t forget to bring along a book!

Not doing a hair trial. I wound up with some weird Game of Thrones braids inspired mullet thing, and the curls fell out as soon as I left the hotel because it was super humid. I would have opted for something different.

When they want to fight remain calm and agree with them. It frustrates them that they can’t rile you up and ends up showcasing how much of an asshole they really are, and essentially exposes them for being an aggressor/manipulator.

LIBRA: You’re going to meet someone who makes you forget about your ex.

There were 82 scary stories in the original book series and there are plenty of references sprinkled throughout the trailer — like a corpse looking for her missing toe and mention of The Jangly Man.

GEMINI: You fall for people who aren’t interested in anything long-term. 

TAURUS: You bring up your past a lot. You frequently mention your exes in conversation and make him uncomfortable.

When you see me sitting on the bus staring at my phone, rather than reading the paper or talking to my friend, don’t be disappointed, because I’m very likely doing that exact thing, but through the magic of technology.

Your self-care. 

I was at this scene of a suicide (work related). Guy shot him self with a shotgun, right under the chin. When I walked in, a black cat was sitting in his blood and staring at me.

Sloths spend 90% of their lives motionless, which means they are slightly more productive than you.

You will learn to replace your self-pity with self-care. 

That they resent you for missing out on more of the single life.