1. I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life. Sticking around isn’t going to be one of them.
2. Thank God for the block button.
3. Sorry, my standards aren’t as low as your exes were.
4. I’m fun to fuck — but not to fuck over.
5. You were so lucky to date me. And I’m so lucky to lose you.
6. What gives you the impression I’m the type of girl who will put up with your bullshit?
7. Oooh I understand why you’re single now.
8. I feel sorry for you. You’re about to lose me.
9. You proved I still have horrible taste in guys.
10. I thought you were going to treat me right, but even I’m wrong every once in a while.
11. You did the impossible. You made me excited about being single again.
12. You were so much more attractive before you opened your mouth.
13. You’re hilarious — for thinking a girl like me would waste time with a guy like you.
14. I don’t think you understand how many other guys want what you’re turning down.
15. You had a million chances. You must have set a record by ruining every single one.
16. You owe me new mascara. I cried over you enough.
17. You broke my heart. So I’m going to break our Snap streak.
18. You’re a good reminder of why I’m better off alone.
19. I’m done chasing you, so you can stop running.
20. I’m not stupid enough to stick around much longer, so enjoy your time with me while it lasts.
21. You’ve ghosted me so many times. Now it’s my turn.
22. I don’t know what I saw in you… So I’m not going to be seeing you anymore.
23. Congratulations. You’re single again.
24. If you had any idea how lucky you were to get a text from me, you wouldn’t be ignoring them.
25. I’m walking away. Hope you enjoy the view.
26. I can’t keep wasting my energy on you. I love me more than you.
27. I hope you have a fun time watching me move on.
28. You missed out on the best relationship of your life. All I’m missing out on are a few STDs.
29. My friends called me dumb for liking you. You’re even dumber for turning me down.
30. I can do so much better than you — and I will do better than you.