Aries

Telling little white lies, exaggerating in stories, causing drama.

Taurus

Wearing the same outfit every single day, skipping showers, neglecting to comb your beard.

Gemini

Fawning over celebrities, having female friends, talking about your exes too much.

Cancer

Changing plans at the last second, inviting along unwanted guests, making everything about you.

Leo

Talking back to them, teasing them, embarrassing them in front of friends.

Virgo

Correcting them, challenging them, making them feel stupid.

Libra

Going too long without texting them, spending too many weekends out of town, being overly independent.

Scorpio

Watching too much television, making too much of a mess, expecting to be mothered.

Sagittarius

Being too blunt, being too impulsive, not giving a fuck about anything or anyone.

Capricorn

Bragging about how you hate reading, watching trash television, speaking in slang.

Aquarius

Spending too much money, drinking too much, smoking too much.

Pisces

Acting antisocial, waking up at noon, regularly missing work.