Aries
Telling little white lies, exaggerating in stories, causing drama.
Taurus
Wearing the same outfit every single day, skipping showers, neglecting to comb your beard.
Gemini
Fawning over celebrities, having female friends, talking about your exes too much.
Cancer
Changing plans at the last second, inviting along unwanted guests, making everything about you.
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Talking back to them, teasing them, embarrassing them in front of friends.
Virgo
Correcting them, challenging them, making them feel stupid.
Libra
Going too long without texting them, spending too many weekends out of town, being overly independent.
Scorpio
Watching too much television, making too much of a mess, expecting to be mothered.
Sagittarius
Being too blunt, being too impulsive, not giving a fuck about anything or anyone.
Capricorn
Bragging about how you hate reading, watching trash television, speaking in slang.
Aquarius
Spending too much money, drinking too much, smoking too much.
Pisces
Acting antisocial, waking up at noon, regularly missing work. 
