The Tiny Little Thing That Will Make Each Zodiac Sign Break Up With You

The Tiny Little Thing That Will Make Each Zodiac Sign Break Up With You

Aries

Telling little white lies, exaggerating in stories, causing drama.

Taurus

Wearing the same outfit every single day, skipping showers, neglecting to comb your beard.

Gemini

Fawning over celebrities, having female friends, talking about your exes too much.

Cancer

Changing plans at the last second, inviting along unwanted guests, making everything about you.

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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

Talking back to them, teasing them, embarrassing them in front of friends.

Virgo

Correcting them, challenging them, making them feel stupid.

Libra

Going too long without texting them, spending too many weekends out of town, being overly independent.

Scorpio

Watching too much television, making too much of a mess, expecting to be mothered.

Sagittarius

Being too blunt, being too impulsive, not giving a fuck about anything or anyone.

Capricorn

Bragging about how you hate reading, watching trash television, speaking in slang.

Aquarius

Spending too much money, drinking too much, smoking too much.

Pisces

Acting antisocial, waking up at noon, regularly missing work. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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