January Nelson

Say, “If we broke up, I would get back with my ex.” And see his reaction before reminding him that he would be your ex if you broke up.

TAURUS: You get attached too easily. You fall for the first person who pays you a little bit of attention.

ARIES: They are wild and passionate. They are up for anything, including a FWB relationship. And if they get their heart broken, they won’t show it.

You have to stop assuming you’re meant to reach certain milestones at certain ages. After all, isn’t it better to meet your forever person at a late age than to settle for the wrong person when you’re young?

If you could be a fly on the wall, where would you land?

In our house we have a safe. In the safe there is a envelope of our online accounts and PW in case one of us dies. One of the notes is instructions to an email account my wife doesn’t know about. If she access the account, she’ll find hundreds of love letters (or love emails) to her.

If you could time travel, would you go to the past or to the future?

Blow job = blow (literally) on the guy’s pee pee.