January Nelson

GEMINI: Reading erotic novels 

You leave her hanging without a relationship label. 

Put on your thinking cap and transport your brain to those beloved science fairs.

SCORPIO: You start drinking and smoking more (and earlier in the day).

I’m the beginning of the end and the end of time and space. I am in everything and surround every place. What am I?

Are you a pinata? Because I’d need a blindfold to smash that.

Home Alone would be so out there if it started off with the kid protecting his house from the intruders using these slapstick methods only to wind up murdering them. But rather than call the cops, he panics and tries to hide the bodies before his family returns.

Refusal to admit they have done anything wrong. Never apologizing. Constantly positioning as the victim. Deluding themselves by twisting reality so they never have to honestly look at themselves.

While English doesn’t sound as romantic as Latin or French, there are certain words in the English language that are beautiful.

TAURUS: You have no plans, so there’s nothing pulling you out of bed in the morning. 

When you run out of things to say during a conversation and you’re not quite sure how to end it.

TAURUS: Through cuddling. 

In this world of dating, social media, and the art of body language and good conversation, it can be hard to tell if the person you’re talking to actually likes you.

If you can even get 10 of these you must be a super genius.

VIRGO: Your flexibility. You need to learn how to deviate from plans.

If you like playing trivia games, then this quiz is for you.

I’m uglier than my inappropriately high standards.

Easy trivia questions and answers that are fun for friends, family, colleagues, and much more. Easy to solve, but tons of fun to be had!