What Each Zodiac Sign Does When They're Secretly Heartbroken

What Each Zodiac Sign Does When They’re Secretly Heartbroken


You dye your hair, get a piercing, or get a tattoo.


You start spending more time with your friends because you don’t want to be alone.


You turn down plans, stop answering texts, and sleep the days away.


You start playing matchmaker with your friends to get your mind off your own love life.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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You go on a shopping spree for new clothing and makeup to make yourself feel pretty.


You disappear from social media and stop posting cute pictures because the person you’re trying to impress is already gone.


You drown yourself in your work in order to get your mind on other things.


You start sleeping with random people and flirting with everyone you see.


You channel your pain into your art and embrace your creativity.


You drink more, smoke more, eat more.


You swear off of love and start claiming you’re so much happier single.


You post sappy statuses and listen to sad songs on repeat. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.