Aries
You dye your hair, get a piercing, or get a tattoo.
Taurus
You start spending more time with your friends because you don’t want to be alone.
Gemini
You turn down plans, stop answering texts, and sleep the days away.
Cancer
You start playing matchmaker with your friends to get your mind off your own love life.
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Buy nowLeo
You go on a shopping spree for new clothing and makeup to make yourself feel pretty.
Virgo
You disappear from social media and stop posting cute pictures because the person you’re trying to impress is already gone.
Libra
You drown yourself in your work in order to get your mind on other things.
Scorpio
You start sleeping with random people and flirting with everyone you see.
Sagittarius
You channel your pain into your art and embrace your creativity.
Capricorn
You drink more, smoke more, eat more.
Aquarius
You swear off of love and start claiming you’re so much happier single.
Pisces
You post sappy statuses and listen to sad songs on repeat. 
