January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.
15 Tuna Puns You Should Dive Right Into
What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna.
33 Farm Puns You Have Never Herd Before
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows? What a miss-steak.
16 Silly Squid Puns That Are Inkredible
What did the squid say when it was asked out on a date? I’ll ink about it.
55 Dumb Puns That Are So Stupid They Are Actually Funny
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
22 Beer Puns To Get You Drunk On Laughter
What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand!
50 Frog Puns That Will Make You Much Hoppier
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it.
Sink Your Teeth Into These 33 Hysterical Shark Puns
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas? Santa Jaws!
50 Snow Puns That Will Melt Your Cold Heart
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty.
50 Chicken Puns You Will Be EGGcited To Tell All Your Friends
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken? A poultry-geist.
36 Cheesy Pizza Puns
What is a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.
50 Water Puns That Will Have You Swimming In Happy Tears
What did the bottled water tell the spy? The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
50 Rock Puns That Will Have You Rolling With Laughter
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Read These 50 Star Wars Puns, You Must
Is BB hungry? No, BB8.
50 Hilarious Bird Puns That Will Have You Quacking Up
What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of prey!
50 Pokemon Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Ash Off
What do you call a low fat Pokemon? Butterfree.
50 Bear Puns That Are UnBEARably Hilarious
What is a bear’s favorite soda? Coca Koala.
200+ Perfect Instagram Names That Will Ensure You Get Lots Of Followers
It’s time to up your Instagram game.
50 Hilarious, Laugh Out Loud Fish Puns
No matter what your relationship to those undersea critters is, here are the best fish puns that will leave you gasping for breath.