January Nelson

Funny cat puns will make anyone and everyone laugh. They will break the ice when making new friends. Or they will make your best friends laugh aloud.

Math doesn’t always have to be hard and confusing, sometimes it can be fun. These funny math jokes and puns are the perfect way to make math a good time.

How did the shark plead in the murder case? Not gill-ty

Why are atoms Catholic?

Because they have mass.

A. Nelprober

Fluid intelligence is the opposite of crystallized intelligence, which is what it means to have acquired knowledge formally, and typically refers to the acquisition of specific information, like facts and figures.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

You do not bury the survivors!

The Taylor Swift Hand Heart

So, this is the sushi chef.

When you’re with someone who operates with quieter mental and emotional warfare, you end up stuck without even understanding how you got there.

Trick questions are great to break out at parties or around the dinner table, so make sure you memorize a few. Here are some trick questions that will get you thinking–and laughing–with your favorite people:

Pisces: A lot of the “adventure” you’ve sought has really been about disconnection. You weren’t comfortable enough to address the issues that plagued you back home.

This. Is. Not. Okay. And it happens all too often. Disordered eating is triggering. An overt obsession with holistic medicine could lead a young mind away from the medicine they need, causing a normally easily treated problem into a disaster. Promoting elimination diets like Paleo to a 14 year old who is just starting to develop their relationship with health and food and balance, is harming.

Pisces, you are going to be watching the moon with someone you care about and you’re just gonna know what to do.

When you are with your real twin flame, you will look back and realize that you identified a lot of their traits and characteristics in your former partner.

Spirituality is the willingness to control what we can – ourselves.

There has never been as many single, unmarried people as there are right now — not just in the Western world, but globally. And collectively, single people dominate as the most powerful demographic of people.

Aquarius: The sun will be visiting your sign mid-January, and it will be revelatory for you.