# 56 Funny Math Jokes And Puns That Will Make You Smile, Easy As Pi

#### 1. Why should you never talk to Pi?

Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

#### 2. Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even.

#### 3. Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

She’s definitely plotting something.

Nice belt!

#### 5. What do you call a number that just can’t keep still.

A roamin’ numeral.

#### 6. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

Because they’ll never meet.

#### 7. Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

#### 8. Why are obtuse angles so depressed?

Because they’re never right.

Use acute angle.

#### 10. Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

#### 11. How come old math teachers never die?

They tend to just lose some of their functions.

#### 12. My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

#### 13. How do you stay warm in any room?

Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

Probably.

#### 15. What’s the best way to serve pi?

A la mode. Anything else is mean.

#### 16. A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 300.

#### 17. Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?

It was three feet deep on average.

#### 18. hy don’t calculus major throw house parties?

Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.

#### 19. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the same side.

#### 20. Why do math teachers love parks so much?

Because of all the natural logs.

Just use imaginary numbers.

#### 22. Why was the math lecture so long?

The professor kept going off on a tangent.

#### 23. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?

One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that’s already been solved.

#### 24. Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.

#### 25. Why are math books so darn depressing?

They’re literally filled with problems.

#### 26. Why does algebra make you a better dancer?

Because you can use algo-rhythm.

A pi-thon.

#### 28. What’s the best place to do math homework?

On a multiplication table.

#### 29. How do you get from point A to point B?

Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.

#### 30. How do you make seven an even number?

Just remove the “s.”

In bar graphs.

#### 32. Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?

It’s really as easy as pi!

#### 33. What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?

They only do 1, 3, 5 and 7.

#### 34. Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it’s two gross.

Algebros.

3.14

#### 37. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

#### 38. Why DID seven eat nine?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

#### 39. Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because they always knew X was 10.

#### 40. Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can’t drink and derive…

#### 41. Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?

His parents wouldn’t Cosine.

#### 42. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

#### 43. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

Because it was over 90 degrees.

#### 44. Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.

Acute angle.

#### 46. Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

#### 47. Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?

It was too cubed.

An algae-bra.

Just cos.

#### 50. Why should you never argue with decimals?

Decimals always have a point.

#### 51. What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.

Hexagon.

Sir Cumference.

#### 56. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!