Jamie Varon

When the historians look back on our generation they will be like, “They had a lot of brunch.”

And how to keep them from happening…

I learned butter solves all ailments, the end.

There are so many things in this world that, despite their awesomeness, we’ve probably never even heard of.

A really reckless thing that you do once in a while to remind yourself that you’re alive.

This whole grown up life is HANDLED.

But, what’s the point of it all? When we become happy, we self-destruct, we light our lives on fire, we limit the amount of happy we can have in our lives regardless of how hard we’ve worked at it.

That moment when one of you blurts out “I love you” as if it’s a time bomb that had to go off at that exact moment.

Any clothing that is not stretchy is not welcomed on your person.

Your actual idea of torture would be if someone forced you to go to sleep before you were able to clean your kitchen.

You are the most talkative person you’ve ever met.

The way their fingertips seem to hold the nerve endings to your skin.

I don’t know about you, but I sure as hell know that I don’t want to live my life collecting grocery bills, errands, chores, and a bucket list of shit I never did.

Beauty is pain, but also beauty is hard!

It’s all very romantic when it’s with the person you’re in love with, but when it’s not with them? CALL THE COPS.

Who says you gotta look a certain way to be fierce as fuck? None of this “real women have curves” business. Let’s be inclusive, not exclusive.

When you have compassion and love towards yourself, you can’t help but be attractive to people around you. If you are a light and you walk directly into a dark room, what happens? The room fills with light.

Take it from me, you can’t put a price on how much you want to avoid a situation where you’re storming out of your apartment frantically swinging around that weird IKEA tool while irrationally setting fire to your entire relationship.