Nothing is ever as black and white than when it exists in your mind.
Your suffering—and your rise from it—will define you.
I have never wanted to be small, in ambition, stature, or life.
Be the punctuality you wish to see in the world, people.
There is true strength in seeing the light in others, even when they cannot see it in themselves.
You should be ashamed of yourself, cilantro. YOU RUIN FOOD. YOU RUIN FOOD THAT INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ENJOY.
If there’s one thing that’s going to ruin me, it’s my envy.
The only plan you have after work during Lazy Streak Time is to go home and immediately take off your pants.
Prepare to want to make out with someone immediately.