Jacob Geers

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These 23 Hilarious Posts From Internet Troll ‘Ken M’ Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Off

Ken M is a genius.

I Am A Gay Man, But Our Blind Hatred Of Nico Hines Needs To Stop

If your only goal is Nico’s termination, or even the shuttering of the Daily Beast, then your goals are far, far too small.

26 Hilarious Times Twitter Proved That Little Children Are Beautiful Disasters

Kids these days…

Here’s The Guy Whose Only Job Is To Hand Out Condoms At The Olympics

Condoms are distributed to athletes via green vending machines throughout the Olympian village. However, in a pinch, this guy — a noble hero named Eric — carries around a huge bag of condoms to hand out to anyone who may be in need.

I’m Not Mad You Didn’t Text Me Back, I’m Mad You Ever Pretended To Want To

It’s normal for people to not work out. But it’s abnormal for people to be twisted, turned, and jerked around because someone wants to get laid. Or at least it should be.