Someone Compiled Every Terrible Moment of Ted Cruz’s Campaign And It Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Off

So, as many of you may be aware, Ted Cruz finally dropped out of the Presidential race this last week.

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Yes, very sad indeed.

But even though the journey is over, that doesn’t mean we have to forget the experience!


The organization “Progressive Texas” has made a touching memorial video, reminding us of every cringeworthy moment of Ted Cruz’s campaign. Try not to shed too many tears. How could we forget all the good times?

Like when this girl literally tried to run away from his bizarre kiss

Get. Away.


Or when the world thought he might be the Zodiac Killer!

Let’s be real — Ted Cruz would never settle for ending just seven innocent lives.


Or when he taught us all so much about “basketball rings”

Isn’t this guy supposed to be folksy and understand sports?

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And how could anybody forget that time he and Carly Fiorina struggled to hold hands?

Her flesh was probably burning


And so, so, so many more great memories

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