You don’t need a fancy car. You don’t need designer clothes. And you don’t need to buy us diamond necklaces. But on our birthdays, it wouldn’t hurt for you to spend fifty bucks on something you know we’d love.
Gemini: Isn’t it obvious? You’re destined to go as Harley Quinn and the Joker. Channel your inner Margot Robbie and show the world that psychotic is the new sexy.
It never takes him long to get hard. You could do something as simple as kiss him and he’ll be ready to rip your clothes off.
You’re not lazy. In fact, you’re a workaholic. But rent is expensive.
Is it easier for you to imagine marrying him or getting your heart broken by him?
Religiously going to bed in your fuzzy socks and pajamas. You don’t have to wear a lacy nightgown every night, but you should slip into it on special occasions.
Whenever you mention another guy, he starts asking a million questions. He’s obviously not okay with you seeing someone else.
Being too quiet during a group conversation. You don’t want everyone to think you’re a snob, but you just can’t think of anything to say.
Don’t date him in the hopes of changing him. It isn’t going to work out well for you.
You’re playful. You don’t flirt by shoving your cleavage in his face. You flirt by teasing him.