Being “the man” doesn’t mean you have to bring home the big paycheck and change the oil in the car anymore. Now, it requires you to treat your partner like an equal.
We might’ve had some minor setbacks and an existential crisis or two, but look at us now. We’re still alive. We’re still doing whatever we can to create a worthwhile future for ourselves.
Kiss her neck. Lick her neck. Bite her neck. Whatever you do, don’t ignore that neck.
Don’t bother to set your alarm. I’m going to wake you up with oral.
Date someone who pulls over the car and bangs you on the hood of it, because they got turned on by your out-of-pitch voice singing along to the radio.
“Everyone’s obsessed with Kylie Jenner lips, but I don’t get it. Big or small? Doesn’t matter to me. As long as they’re soft.”
Why should I be the one to put my heart on the line when you’re just as capable of picking up your phone and typing out a message?
Bear – You have a drawer filled with handcuffs, blindfolds, and ball gags. Of course, you have a soft side, too. Once sex is over, you’ll be eager to cuddle until the sun rises.
If you act distant for one day, then we’ll assume that you’ve completely lost interest in us.
Compliment her hair or her eyebrows. She’ll appreciate it more than a raunchy comment about her ass.