Holly Riordan
Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.
20 Über Romantic Tips For Giving Her The Fairy Tale Kiss She’s Been Craving
Outline her lips with your fingers. Caress her cheeks with your palm.
50 Extremely Flirty Texts To Kickstart The Conversation With Your Crush
Did you smile when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now?
28 People Reveal The Most Disturbing Family Traditions They’ve Ever Witnessed Firsthand
“She had mandatory cuddle time with each of the kids. They would lay on the couch, and she would spoon them, in the quiet, for about 30 minutes each.”
29 People Describe The Terrifying Dreams They’ve Had That’ll Make It Hard For You To Fall Asleep Tonight
“Standing in my living room, looking out the window, and I see a nuclear bomb go off near the horizon.”
This Is The Book You Need To Read Next, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Taurus: You have patience, which is why you’ll enjoy a long, intricate novel like 11/22/63 by the great Stephen King.
25 Hypothetical Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend To Test The Strength Of His Love
If I murdered someone, would you help me cover up the crime?
I Can’t Tell If I’m Ugly Or If I’m Actually Attractive
It’s hard to judge myself through mirrors and photographs. I wish I could take a step back and see myself from someone else’s point of view.
Which How I Met Your Mother Character Sums You Up, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Pisces: Like Marshall, you’re the smartest person in your friend group, but nobody realizes it, because you’re too busy singing silly songs and making puns about fish.
I Work At A Movie Theater And I Found Something Truly Terrifying Hidden Inside
After his parents died, because his father had decided to drive six whiskeys deep, he claimed every unexplained creak and groan was a sign. But back when I worked at Toys R Us, everyone had thought the place was haunted, too. There would be stories wherever you went.
I Don’t Know Why The Hell You Like Me, But I’m So Glad You Do
I can’t say I regret anything, from my broken bones to my asshole exes, because every little choice led me straight to you.
33 Subtle (But Toxic) Ways You’ve Been Treating Yourself Poorly
Deleting pictures from fun nights out with your friends, because you think you look disgusting in them.
23 Tips For Going Down On Him
Whenever your mouth needs a rest, stick to using your hands and take the time to talk dirty to him. Tell him how much you love feeling his cock harden in your mouth and how you can’t wait to swallow his cum.
30 PG Things That Long-Lasting Couples Do In Bed Together
You climb under the covers so you can cuddle with them, even if you’re boiling hot and don’t understand why the hell they need to wear three blankets at once.
29 Disturbingly Dark Episodes Of Kid’s Shows You Won’t Believe Actually Aired
“It quickly escalates to Mr. Krabs tormenting Plankton to the point where he never leaves the Chum Bucket, has nightmares, and eventually attempts suicide. I am not exaggerating at all.”
29 Creepy Ass Phone Call Stories That Will Make You Toss And Turn Tonight
“He asked me questions about my physical appearance and then started asking me creepy things like if I had pubic hair or wore a bra.”
7 Disturbing Books That’ll Leave You Feeling Filthy Once You’re Finished
“Tender Morsels by Margo Lanagan: In addition to incest, this novel contains a shit ton of gang rape scenes and mentions of suicide.”
22 Men Confess The Top Secret Reasons Why They’ve Liked A Girl’s Instagram Photo
“Okay, I sound like an ass, but sometimes I like my ex’s pictures, just to mess with her.”
27 Modern Acts Of Chivalry That Separate The Jackasses From The Gentleman
He sends you good morning texts every single day, so you always have something nice to wake up to.