One night, just out of curiosity, I asked why he covered up so thoroughly. His response, “Because the man with the mustache won’t stop touching me.”
Whisper something in their ear.
Would you rather have the ability to choose which new horror movies get made every year or have an additional 15 years of life?
Sagittarius: someone who makes them laugh so hard they pee a little bit.
A Taurus wants nothing more than to find that perfect person to naked Netflix + chill with for the rest of their happily ever after.
No one knows how to kill the mood like a Gemini.
A car pulled up beside me and told me that there had been a wreck over the next hill and traffic was stopped. They suggested that I take a “side road” that detours the wreck.
Cancer is pretty much synonymous with a loving wife.
The reason many couples stay together is because it’s less work than breaking up. When I say I choose him every day, I mean I love him deliberately. I mean that I won’t settle for a love that’s less than this.