Science says beach people are the best. 🌊
I worked from 2pm – 11pm at a gas station In one of the nicer cities around here and I had a gentlemen look me in the eyes and ask if I’m enjoying my last day on earth.
“The police discovered surveillance footage of a suspect dressed in tactical gear [SWAT]. This person was dressed to the nine, from the vest, pants, boots and even a helmet, along with a hammer that was used for Missy’s murder.”
“I can put myself in a good mood just thinking about your smile.”
Libra are likely to be the most successful zodiac sign because their social skills allow them to excel in professional environments — but also because they are emotionally mature and value more than just ruthless ambition.
“You bring me so much happiness.”
One night, just out of curiosity, I asked why he covered up so thoroughly. His response, “Because the man with the mustache won’t stop touching me.”
Whisper something in their ear.
Would you rather have the ability to choose which new horror movies get made every year or have an additional 15 years of life?