Erin Cossetta

Capricorns are cold people. They aren’t loving or expressive, and they don’t like to be vulnerable. These are not the qualities you find in someone who is good in bed.

Here are some methods for overcoming shyness, try them out and find what works for you.

Trust me when I say that everything you post after a breakup will be thoroughly dissected by your capricorn ex, even more so than when they were courting you.

Not even a Gemini knows what a Gemini wants because what they want is constantly changing.

Is it wrong that I just woke up and I already miss you?

A Capricorn will throw you ALL the way under the bus to your family and friends.

A relationship with a Sagittarius never feels like work.

Geminis aren’t capable of paying attention to something long enough to survive a horror movie. They’d get bored of sticking with the group and wander into the basement to explore a strange noise.

“They sat there (hiding) until her boyfriend left and she was alone and proceeded to put masks on, come in the house and stab her.”

There is no one more loving than a dog owner.

You’re going to lose her by getting stuck in small talk when she is desperate to go deeper.

Taurus: stubborn, lazy, passive, depressing, selfish.