Erin Cossetta

What is the best way to raise a child? In an elevator.

Why are fungi always invited on road trips? They don’t take up mush room.

Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind.

Why did the computer spy get fired? She couldn’t hack it.

Why are fiction writers better than poets? They’re prose.

What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.

Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.

Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? “Wait, there’s myrrh.”

What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.

Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body.

All the best foods include cheese — pizza, nachos, mozzarella sticks. Here are some hilarious cheese puns to share with your friends and family: