Eric Redding

“They tried the handle and found that the cabin was unlocked. As they entered, they were pretty freaked out by what they saw. Along the wall were several pairs of shoes. Scattered along another wall were a few bed frames. But the most startling thing was that the walls were just covered in chicken scratch writing.”

Spirits and the paranormal abound at hospitals so what happens when these shrines to science and medicine come up against things that are entirely unexplainable?

“If you are in a loving, intimate relationship, your partner may not be perfect. They might, objectively, have flaws. But, they begin, and become, perfect for you and to you.”

Tired of your daily pizza ration? Here’s how you can expand your palate without losing your mind or taking all day with it.

Sometimes second chances work out and it’s amazing. Other times it’s…less amazing.

“I hated my ex for a while, and I deleted/blocked her on Facebook as well as on my phone, though I didn’t do the total deletion like some are talking about…”

Well one thing led to another and then a woman screams out: “Oh yeah? WELL I F*CKED YOUR DAD!”

“On numerous occasions I would wake up to find my kitchen in total chaos – baking pans, skillets, knives, cutting boards, etc as if I’d prepared a seven course meal. Which I apparently had been doing – entirely in my sleep with no recollection of it.”

Couple sits down at my table. Do the usual greeting. Ask them if they would like to start out with a beverage. The female replies, “coke, please”. The male stops her, interrupting “uh, make that a diet coke. I’ll take a jack and coke”. The date didn’t get any better.

“After we cleaned everything up, we sat down to try our ice cream. As we sat there eating, I looked over at him and thought about how I didn’t want this day to end. It was one of the happiest and best days of my life…”

“At that moment, a little girl’s voice came from the vent in the floor next to me. Haywood came and sat beside me as though he was protecting me, growling across the room the whole time.”

When my oldest sister was little, like 3, she asked my then pregnant aunt to pick her up to hold her. My mom said she was like “she can’t pick you up, honey, she has a baby in her tummy.” And then my little sister was like “that baby is dead!”

I’m shaking on my keyboard right now. Now, I don’t believe they exist. I know they exist.

“I’m a tarot card reader. For me it’s real. I’ve had too many experiences to say otherwise.”

14. Be excellent to each other.

“Men take SO LONG to poop? I don’t understand. What is going on in there? Do you fall in? Is it like a Narnia situation?”

“I won’t do a long term relationship with a condom. Straight up dealbreaker status, that’s how different it feels to me.”

“There’s nothing worse than walking down a street, minding your own business, when you feel the sticky warmth of blood running down your legs, safe in the knowledge that you have forgotten to pack any sanitary products, and recently spent the entirety of your money on christmas presents.”