Eric Redding

“I’ve tried to forget this for years…”

“He did his usual walk around, checking the tires, but as he turned the corner, he heard a laugh, and a shadow took off running down the road.”

“I once had someone refer to condoms as Gatorade.”

If you don’t have a strong stomach then don’t read any of this.

Not only are you lonely…but this will make it worse.

Camazotz – The Death Bat

“One day, my little brother announced that Roger wouldn’t be around anymore, since he shot and killed himself and his whole family.”

“I pulled over Chewbacca on his way to a convention.”

“You will start losing people.”

“Most of us always have something to share, but only to the right person, and only at the right time.”

She was facing away from us, as Frank approached her he asked if everything was okay, she sort of stopped crying and rolled over. When she did a wave of horror came over me, she was super pale, covered in blood and was just staring behind us.

Being a female and working three years in a ER where I’m threatened everyday I was sick of hearing this threat so I opened my fence and let out my Boxer. Her and I beat the crap out of the scum bag till the cops arrived

Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
Dale Doback: Yeah, I got ’em from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

After midnight, everything gets weird.

“Sometimes I brush my teeth just to make sure I stop eating.”

“They tried the handle and found that the cabin was unlocked. As they entered, they were pretty freaked out by what they saw. Along the wall were several pairs of shoes. Scattered along another wall were a few bed frames. But the most startling thing was that the walls were just covered in chicken scratch writing.”

Spirits and the paranormal abound at hospitals so what happens when these shrines to science and medicine come up against things that are entirely unexplainable?

“If you are in a loving, intimate relationship, your partner may not be perfect. They might, objectively, have flaws. But, they begin, and become, perfect for you and to you.”