Eric Redding

“Each time we walked past a doorway I swear I could hear people breathing within the rooms.”

We were doing the early 2005 version of Netflix and Chill. As the DVD was starting she said, “Are you comfty?”

Comfty?

I asked what was wrong and I will never forget how my heart sank and I felt like I couldn’t breathe when he whispered “there was someone under the bed.”

“I’ve tried to forget this for years…”

“He did his usual walk around, checking the tires, but as he turned the corner, he heard a laugh, and a shadow took off running down the road.”

“I once had someone refer to condoms as Gatorade.”

If you don’t have a strong stomach then don’t read any of this.

Not only are you lonely…but this will make it worse.

Camazotz – The Death Bat

“One day, my little brother announced that Roger wouldn’t be around anymore, since he shot and killed himself and his whole family.”

“I pulled over Chewbacca on his way to a convention.”

“You will start losing people.”

“Most of us always have something to share, but only to the right person, and only at the right time.”

She was facing away from us, as Frank approached her he asked if everything was okay, she sort of stopped crying and rolled over. When she did a wave of horror came over me, she was super pale, covered in blood and was just staring behind us.

Being a female and working three years in a ER where I’m threatened everyday I was sick of hearing this threat so I opened my fence and let out my Boxer. Her and I beat the crap out of the scum bag till the cops arrived

Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
Dale Doback: Yeah, I got ’em from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

After midnight, everything gets weird.

“Sometimes I brush my teeth just to make sure I stop eating.”